This morning we awoke to 2,491 friends on Facebook. WTF? Who are all you people? Â As we have some fondness for having one foot in the profound and the other in the utterly meaningless, we’re giving a free t-shirt to our 2,500th “friend”. We’ll be almost like besties, you and us, only more like beasties. Won’t you be our beasty?
Likewise, we’re closing in on the winner of the “make the 10th purchase at the PANK store since Monday and win a free t-shirt” contest. Â We just received the 6th order to be precise. Â Be the lucky 10th by buying yourself or someone you love some PANK today.