Who is the biggest and the strongest?
[M. Bartley Seigel / March 15th, 2010 / Shiny ]
You are when you wear your brand new PANK t-shirt. PANK builds strong bones and muscle. PANK turns your body and mind into a well oiled machine. Drink one glass of PANK at breakfast, another at lunch, and sport a spiffy PANK t-shirt for a leaner meaner you.
Be the tenth paying customer  at the PANK store (buy anything!)  and get a free t-shirt (a $20 value!) with your order, just like the one this meat head is wearing.  Go time!
We’ll announce the winner when they win. Â Don’t forget to give Paypal a current email address so we can contact you for your size.
garrrr! i don’t get it! how do we play????!!!! garrrrr!
nice picture. um.
I don’t get it either.
I think we have to buy something…
Yes, buy something. Tenth buyer of something. Sorry to have been so cryptic (it made sense in my head).
I revised. Hopefully, it makes more sense now.
Can I order the meathead instead?
LOL; You’re not the first person who has said that today.
I’ll pay more.
I’m gonna be totally embarrassed if I find out the dude in the picture is like — a real person whose opinion might matter to me.
Well…. the dude in the picture is Matt, editor extraordinaire, so yeah. He’s pretty real.
Love it. Awesome. LOVE IT.
It doesn’t look anything like his Facebook pictures.
This whole thread had me in stitches. Yes, Matt is scrumptious, as is the tee.
I’ve been called a lot of things, but this might be a first for “scrumptious.” Objectification feels kind of tingly. Alas, not a single sale at the PANK store yesterday. The offer stands.
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