Ask the Author: Mel Bosworth

Mel Bosworth writes of many things and in the November issue, he tells the tale Jonah is Clean. He’s also a big big Lakers fan. He’s the guy in the stands painted in glorious shades of purple and yellow pounding his bare chest while the Lakers dominate lesser teams like the Celtics. Today, he talks with us using very short answers because he has to get back to a Lakers game.

1. What have you buried lately?

Bad dreams.

2. What would you change rain into?

Snow. Maybe like this: * * * * * *

3. How do you free things?

By killing them.

4. If you could compare your writing style to a Celtics player, past or present, who would you compare it to?

Roxane’s boyfriend Paul Pierce aka The Truth aka Dr. Rox’s Play Thang

5. Who influences your writing the most?

T-Pain.

6. Who would you cheat on Massachusetts with?

Vermont.