Here it comes, coming to get you!

PANK 5 has arrived! Fresh from the printer, smelling of printer, smelling of 251 pages of wicked awesome, PANK 5, saturated in its muchness, dripping in new language from so many great writers. I tremble in the naming. PANK 5 is an army of dancing stars, peoples. PANK 5 is an incendiary box of the world. Cluster bombs, this one, spontaneously combusting in unexpected places, in unexpected ways.

Witness Intern Alyssa, pictured above, awash in boxes of PANK 5, in boxes of newly minted PANK swag, diligently compiling shipping labels, visibly overcome with the pure animal joy that only shipping related toil and drudgery can evince. Even as you read this, Alyssa is doubtless sorting, stuffing, affixing, that PANK 5 might find its way home to you, to your warm embrace.

Here it comes, good reader.

Get ready.

PANK 5.

Coming at you.

Coming to get you.