5.01 / January 2010

Girl: A Guide for the Uninformed

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Introduction: About Girl

If you have the opportunity of Girl you should take it. If you have the opportunity of the experience of Girl you don’t hesitate you dive in with your whole anatomy and some mind; enough tenderness to grant her respite, but not so much she becomes a doily. Then you hope for the best. If you’re groomed, your scalp and fingernails are clean, if your body shows, her willingness grows big. Her space will show you the directions in which to move but listen carefully. Space doesn’t speak above a whisper. It is the shrill, shouting voice of the inconsiderate that leads you astray.

If you listen to Girl she becomes a human. Her body’s different but her body is the same. Her body is unknown and scares you. This is okay. If you continue to take a firm stance, not against the body but with it, the body will yield. Curiously Girl’s tongue is swollen, Girl may speak to you with a bountiful moist. Do not let this overwhelm you. Keeping your wits is crucial at this stage. You will need them to show Girl how much you want and need her touching fingers, her protruding flesh.

From Page 35: Waking Up Girl

1. Roll onto side, facing in the same direction as Girl.

2. Place palm face down on Girl’s thigh.

3. Place bulge directly between Girl’s cheeks. Press firmly. Girl may stir. Hold position.

4. Press face and nose into the crook of Girl’s neck and next to her earlobe.

5. Breathe softly, inhaling Girl’s scent and ruffling the downy fuzz at her nape. Girl should now gently press against you, signaling an alert, mindful state of relaxation.

6. If the above fails, move thigh hand up slowly and burrow beneath Girl’s sleeping garment.

!WARNING: Ensure hand is not icy cold before making direct contact with Girl’s warm skin.

7. Cup closest available breast carefully.

8. Continue to press now fully erect member into Girl’s backside.